I decided to participate in Friday Flip-Offs this week because, I really need it. I actually never use the bird, but thought I'd try the cyber version. I've heard it can be quite cathartic and I want to enjoy the holiday weekend, so let the purging begin!
To DadMan for missing the mark this morning and leaving me to clean up the mess. It's not enough that I wipe Dozer's bum all day long, now I get the priviledge of wiping yours, too??? What are you, five???
To the guy in the back of the pick-up that screamed at me while they passed me on my way to work. Apparently, he gets quite the thrill out of making people jump out of their skin while driving 50 mph. What are you, fifteen???
To my dear Nissan Sentra: you provided much commuting love in college and we had many fantastic road trips and adventures thereafter. However, now you give me an aching back from bending over while wrangling and angling Dozer into his car seat. And then you decided to take the A/C away from me this week! I'm afraid our time together is coming to an end in the very near future...
To the makers of BioShock, GTA, Red Dead Redemption, and all the other garbage I must listen to DadMan play while I try to enjoy some "me" time during that precious time we call bedtime.
And speaking of bedtime, this one goes out to the tummyaches and nightmares and whatever else was causing my sweet little Dozer to wake up 4+ times after 1 am almost EVERY night this week!
To the parents of my little monst--I mean clients: I know summer is the time for fun. Late bedtimes. Cereal for dinner. Lots of sugary snacks. Oh yes, I know what's going on -- it's painfully clear. Painfully. Just sayin'.
And finally, to marketers of KY Jelly. You know where I'm going with this one, right? I REALLY don't want to hear about the warming sensations you create while I am visiting with my DAD at 7pm. Are these commercials really necessary??? And at a time when families are hanging out!
FLIP-OFF!!!
aaahhh... feeling better already!
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LOL! Hi back from MomLoop! Great post! My 3 yr old has been waking up hourly in the middle of the night as well! Hope you have a better weekend!
ReplyDeleteAMEN Sister! Right there with ya with cleaning up after the hubby and the video games. Did we marry the same man? I swear, I have one child...don't need another right now!
ReplyDeleteLove the flip offs! Hope you have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteOk, totally expected you to go another route with the KY Jelly, shew! Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteI love your flip off friday! I hope your weekend is awesome, you deserve it! Stopping by from Mom Loop.
ReplyDeleteGreat flipoffs. I love the one about your husband missing the mark. OMG, too funny!
ReplyDeleteGreat flips girl. Sorry about your sentra. Me and my saturn are getting to the end of our relationship too. Hoping you have a better rest of your weekend...
ReplyDeleteGreat flip offs! Hope you feel better now...
ReplyDeleteSunny blog hop greetings, from Casablanca, Morocco!
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following you back from Mom Loop!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for coming by..
The great thing about places like Mom Loop (where I found you) and posts like this is that you realize you're not alone! Plenty of chances to vent and commiserate : )
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog! It's good to vent from time to time. I'm a follower now-look forward to reading more.
ReplyDeleteGreat flip offs! Hope you'll have a great 4th July weekend and your cutie pie will sleep better at night. I know how darn tiring that can get with them being up so much.
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